A scale for determining a person's level of gayness. The scale runs from 1 (a straight person with an unintentional slight minciness in deportment) to 10 (Briggsy - the gayest of the gay).
See that guy with the pink lipstick and pink mini skirt?
The one with 8 guys wanking over him and a huge butt plug in his ass?
Yeah that one. He's number nine on the Briggsy scale.
The one with 8 guys wanking over him and a huge butt plug in his ass?
Yeah that one. He's number nine on the Briggsy scale.
by Gordy Frigmahole February 06, 2007
Get the Briggsy Scalemug. An X-rated western film starring dwarf artist Briggsy as a gay cowboy who rides across the plains wearing only pink chaps and stetson. He is on a constant quest for cowboy ass. He lassos unfortunate lone horsemen and fistfucks them to oblivion, shouting "yee-hah" all the while.
Keep away from Briggsy's local gay bar or you'll end up with a cameo in the sequel to Briggsback Mountain.
by Gordy Frigmahole September 19, 2006
Get the Briggsback Mountainmug. The disgusting practise of spreading peanut butter in one's own arse crack and then squatting naked over a prostrate homeless person. The tramp has not eaten for days and grabs what he sees as his best chance of a meal with both hands. The peanut butter is devoured by the hungry down-and-out as the squatter grins like a cretin, cheered on by his arty friends. The act was named after its originator Briggsy, the famous gay dwarf artist.
So how did you end up in hospital?
I was Briggsy tramp-squatting and sustained a rather nasty tramp bite. That's why I'm lying on my stomach. My gay arty arse is in agony.
I was Briggsy tramp-squatting and sustained a rather nasty tramp bite. That's why I'm lying on my stomach. My gay arty arse is in agony.
by Gordy Frigmahole May 16, 2009
Get the Briggsy Tramp-Squattingmug. An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.
Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.
by Gordy Frigmahole December 17, 2006
Get the The Briggsy Factormug. Tatty and hideously stained leather boots worn by pretentious modern artists. The arty wearer hopes that the filthy footwear will give the impression that art is hard work. This is actually pointless as everyone knows that its just one step removed from flower arranging.
by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006
Get the Briggsy Bootsmug. A very large sum of money. The term is a reference to the armies of rent boys used by Briggsy, the world famous gay modern artist.
by Gordy Frigmahole February 06, 2007
Get the Briggsy's Brothel Billmug. A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.
by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006
Get the Briggs Issuemug.