Goosey Goose's definitions

Where’s Dildo?

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.

Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.

by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020

Rejuvienate

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.

They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.

by Goosey Goose November 21, 2011

Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

by Goosey Goose December 22, 2009

Circus seal

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.

Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!

by Goosey Goose August 6, 2020

Blacksnake Moan

A porn movie that could have been made about women getting pounded by a black dude with a horse dick.

I watched Blacksnake Moan and felt really substandard.

by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020

Misdiarrhosis

When you think that long hot fart that couldn’t be held is definitely diarrhea, but it turns out to be nothing of the sort, you have a misdiarrhosis.

I couldn’t believe that I didn’t shit myself but it was only a big fart vs. hot diarrhea. I made a misdiarrhosis.

by Goosey Goose June 3, 2021

Mudvent

A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.

I need to clean out this mudvent. My farts feel like I’m shitting myself.

by Goosey Goose August 22, 2020