Special Erection

When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.

I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.

by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

Sufferin’ Suckinass

The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.

She went all in without first checking his undercarriage hygiene and ended up sufferin’ suckinass.

by Goosey Goose June 24, 2021

BloVID

A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.

I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.

by Goosey Goose October 07, 2020

‘Ronaphobia

Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.

My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.

by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020

WAFr

Someone who is woke as fuck.

Everybody in my company is a WAFr, always talking about peoples pronouns.

by Goosey Goose February 02, 2022

Shark eyes

The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a shark’s eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.

When she gives head she gets shark eyes.

by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020

Coitus Inherrumptus

Latin for stuffing a penis in a chicks ass.

My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.

by Goosey Goose May 07, 2022