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‘Ronaphobia

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Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.
My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.
by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020
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Special Erection

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I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now that’s what I call a Special Erection.
by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020
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Mudvent

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A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.
I need to clean out this mudvent. My farts feel like I’m shitting myself.
by Goosey Goose August 22, 2020
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Sybian dance

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Method of dance where the female drops her ass as close to the floor as possible while still on her feet, then quickly bounces up and repeats the move until it’s time to go fuck some random guy in a club bathroom stall.
She’s so good at that Sybian dance, It almost looks like she has the sex device here at the night club.
by Goosey Goose August 21, 2020
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Fellatio Fever

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A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020
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Circus seal

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A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
by Goosey Goose August 6, 2020
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Outcrap

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A rocky turd sticking out your ass that won’t break free.
This outcrap in my ass has to come out soon or else!
by Goosey Goose July 24, 2020
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