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Definitions by Goosey Goose

BJ Piledriver 

When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.
I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.

Ejacko’lantern 

What you have when you carve a pumpkin to resemble the face of someone having a massive orgasm.
This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.

Skunk plug 

Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.
Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.
Skunk plug by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021

Sufferin’ Suckinass 

The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.
She went all in without first checking his undercarriage hygiene and ended up sufferin’ suckinass.

Misdiarrhosis 

When you think that long hot fart that couldn’t be held is definitely diarrhea, but it turns out to be nothing of the sort, you have a misdiarrhosis.
I couldn’t believe that I didn’t shit myself but it was only a big fart vs. hot diarrhea. I made a misdiarrhosis.

Where’s Dildo? 

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
Where’s Dildo? by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020
A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.
I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.
BloVID by Goosey Goose October 7, 2020