constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003

laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 03, 2005

Slippery Dancer

To avoid work of any kind.
To evade and avoid.

David slippery danced his way out of that charge for tampering with evidence.

He must be slippery dancing somewhere since hes not here to get married.

by God January 21, 2003

vidur

God
Godlike
Like God

Vidur is God!
Vidur is Godlike!
Vidur is like God!

by God February 09, 2005

Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas

Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun

by GOD December 16, 2002

Gene Simmons

See Self Indulging Sellout.

Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.

by God December 12, 2004

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she in unconcious, then you have sex with her.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak to get laid for the first time.

by God March 02, 2005