God's definitions

Trojan

Someone who wasn't accepted to UCLA.

I hope that someday I don't have to settle for being a Trojan...

by God January 17, 2005

Your mom

The person I frequently have sex with

I have sex with your mom...

by God June 10, 2006

Kentucky shades

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes

My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.

by god August 7, 2003

jachimo

The Wink Nation

Jachimo Is The Wink Nation

by God January 1, 2018

hottarded

adj.
1) a word describing a stupid action performed by a really hot guy/girl.
2) a word used to describe a really hot person's personality.

1) "did you just see that really hot guy trip over his shoelace? it was seriously hottarded."

2) "that guy is so funny, he's hottarded."

by god February 21, 2005

Churcho

See Chacho. Dude who is all about docking and water sports.

Person A: Did you just get back from the Manhole?

Person B: Who do you think I am Churcho.

by God April 1, 2005

perv

What females call men that are giving them unwanted attention.

average joe or worse: hi
female: eww, get away from me perv

male model: hi
female: want my phone number?

rich ugly guy: hi
female: let's get married

by god July 27, 2010