Gnostic1's definitions

hoodsmash

n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.

Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?

Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.

by gnostic1 January 23, 2011

digitaneous

adj. Fast. Best used in applications that don't involve computers or digitalisation.

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1)When our eyes met the chemistry was digitaneous.

2) We rely on digitaneous transmission to get our pizzas to your door.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2011

katering

v. 1) employing ones wiles to rise to the top.

2) upper crust British catering, usually inedible.

1) Lemarette is the new shift manager! I thought I was good at katering but that fluffer must be masterful.

2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.

Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.

by gnostic1 May 23, 2011