yardening

Useful building or maintenance activities that occur in your yard.
Ibought the lumber and I plan to spend the day yardening.
by gnostic1 June 08, 2010
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colde

adj. Part of a misguided attempt by Canadians to make freezing winter days seem elegantly desirable, somehow sophisticated, or perhaps "precious".
Lovely colde fronte blasting across the barren wasteland today my good man! Makes the olde blood coagulate. Eh what!

I can't hear you! My ears froze off two kilometers ago.
by gnostic1 December 03, 2010
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iDead

n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.

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I want to get me an iDead.

That's a terrible joke. Steve Jobs was a saint.
by gnostic1 October 08, 2011
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mazing

Mazing ride dude!

That steel be mazing! Word! That a 38?
by gnostic1 November 11, 2010
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Krinkle Creek

place. Burbling waterfall-side town in the lesser gravel bar region of Alberta. Settled by Norwegian rock collectors during the bevelled agate phase of the Western Canada gem rush.

Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.

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How about a walk up to Krinkle Creek to see the waterfall?

Are you mad?
by gnostic1 June 29, 2012
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bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.
by gnostic1 August 02, 2011
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wheelnut monkey

n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.
1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!

No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.

2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.

Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.
by gnostic1 August 25, 2011
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