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Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.
by gnostic1 August 6, 2010
Get the fumer mug.n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!
Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 30, 2012
Get the scrum mug.adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 19, 2011
Get the eeyoric mug.n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!
Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.
Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.
by gnostic1 September 8, 2011
Get the football seasoning mug.Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 16, 2011
Get the touche bag mug.Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?
No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
by gnostic1 October 30, 2010
Get the pumpkin face mug.n. a medical term used to indicate that it is uncertain which venereal disease is rotting your genitals this time.
Whoa! That looks nasty. Did the doctor say what you got?
He said there's a pusability I got the syph, or maybe galloping herpes. He suggested I stay inside with the lights off and the doors locked until the swabs come back.
He said there's a pusability I got the syph, or maybe galloping herpes. He suggested I stay inside with the lights off and the doors locked until the swabs come back.
by gnostic1 March 16, 2011
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