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fumer

Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.
I want a scalpel, not a forceps! You are such a fumer!
by gnostic1 August 6, 2010
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scrum

n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 30, 2012
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eeyoric

adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.

She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.

Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 19, 2011
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football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.
by gnostic1 September 8, 2011
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touche bag

n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.
Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!

Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 16, 2011
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pumpkin face

n. A face that has been cut, carved and disfigured in gang wars or hockey fights etc.
Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?

No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
by gnostic1 October 30, 2010
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pusability

n. a medical term used to indicate that it is uncertain which venereal disease is rotting your genitals this time.
Whoa! That looks nasty. Did the doctor say what you got?

He said there's a pusability I got the syph, or maybe galloping herpes. He suggested I stay inside with the lights off and the doors locked until the swabs come back.
by gnostic1 March 16, 2011
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