Definitions by Glizzy G

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

as tired as a bag of beat dicks by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

Dick Rack 

any orifice in the human body that a male could insert his penis, most commonly used to describe the mouth.

Maria: Pinky is outside yelling at her boyfriend.

Glenn: She's always running her Dick Rack!

Maria: Right!

Dick Rack by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

alprazoslamnesia 

to get alprazoslammed and have no recollection of events the following morning. A benzodiazepine induced state of amnesia usually by way of XANAX.

Me: Mattie, what'd you do last night?

Mattie: I don't remember anything after getting crunk. I've got alprazoslamnesia bro!

Me: That's a good Friday night!

alprazoslamnesia by Glizzy G March 6, 2007