intellectually juvenile

The term 'intellectually juvenile' politely describes someone who is unintelligent, unwise or just not the 'sharpest knife in the drawer'.

The term 'intellectually juvenile' applies to a person, or group of people, who are not as developed in their thinking as they should be for their age, education, experience, geographical location, social environment, etc.

Background: Most of the people who are constantly calling other people 'stupid' are well known to be 'not-so-bright-themselves', and thus the word 'stupid' has lost its credibility and power as a descriptive term. The word 'stupid' is overused, low brow and passé.

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Ex.

Jim: Glenn! Did you just call me stupid !?!

Glenn: No, Jim. However, I most certainly implied that you are 'intellectually juvenile'. (said while smiling and in a nice tone)

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Jim: OK! I thought you were calling me stupid, and, I was about to get very upset. Sorry.

Glenn: That's OK Jim. Most 'intellectually juvenile' people are blissfully unaware when a person calls them out on their errors, nonsense and lies, and they are generally oblivious when a sentient uses accurate, basic and descriptive words to describe 'intellectually juvenile' people to themselves.

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Jim: You are a great friend, Glenn!

Glenn: I know. (smiling that smile he is well known for)
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insanely sane

insanely sane:

- describes the mind of a person who is RIGHT concerning most important events and new discoveries, when others are either ignorant or WRONG about the same specific topics (the 'insanely sane' only 'seem' crazy to most people, yet they are sane, and are not often wrong)

- describes the thinking of a highly intelligent person who has acute cognition, has situational awareness and uses logic; the 'insanely sane' seem like a freaks to others; others seem like zombies to the 'insanely sane'; thus, the 'insanely sane' keep a very small inner circle of family and friends

Background:

The double meaning with this seemingly-oxymoronic term stems from the 'insanely' connotations of 'extremely' and the slightly-less-obvious 'seemingly insane'.

'Insanely sane' people inevitable change status quo thinking and move the world towards progress; they uplift the condition of humanity with their initiatives and truths while inevitably enduring false accusations of 'insanity' and unjust ridicule.

An 'insanely sane' person extremely passionate about discovering new knowledge and ensuring they are correct about important matters, knows for certain that they are truthful, right or undecided, and will not back down from pressure being applied to them via unjust, illogical, irrational and unwarranted opposition. The 'insanely sane' merely appear insane to people whose thinking is illogical, irrational and wrong but passionately 'believe' they are right.
Large groups of disingenuous, insentient and untruthfully people vehemently (and often violently) oppose the 'insanely sane'.

Most people are unaware of of the existence, nature, prevalence and validity of the 'ad populum' logical fallacy as it applies to the 'insanely sane'.

Nearly all of the valid arguments, sound logic, excellent reasoning and new truths of the 'insanely sane' are generally easily dismissed by weaker minded members of society by invoking 'ad hominen' logically fallacious attacks ... i.e. the 'insanely sane' are labelled 'conspiracy theorists', 'nutters', 'wackjobs', etc. and they are not accurately judged based upon the merit of their claims but based on fallacious and malicious attacks on their being and character.

Most people naturally assume 'the group' is right when an 'insanely sane' individual has an opposing or opposite opinion from the group, but that is not generally the case. In fact, the generally public (in the developed world) is so dumbed-down and manipulated by media that they are more often wrong than right on the most important topics.

'Insanely sane' people are generally ridiculed and persecuted by the majority of people who have little appreciation or understanding of the truth of a particular matter or event. Many 'insanely sane' people are destroyed by a relatively insentient public and die long before their discovered truths are accepted by the majority of people.

Ex. Nikola Tesla and GlennyJ were 'insanely sane'.
by GlennyJ December 9, 2013
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crackophobia

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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crack-ocracy

Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!

Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.

Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.
ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.
by GlennyJ December 17, 2013
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