Definitions by Gjelstiznles
whorde
n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.
whorde by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006
De-hezbollize
De-hezbollize by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006
noobgasm
n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.
v. To have a noobgasm.
n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
noobgasm by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
premature ejaculation
n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
premature ejaculation by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Bob Barker
n. 1. T3h Pimpsauce.
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).
n. 1. Bob Barker is the man
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.
Bob Barker by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Blow Cone
n. when a guy is receiving head and he pulls out @ the end and jizzes in a snow cone and feeds it to the female(or male in some different cases...).
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.
"Man my foreskin touched the ice in that blow cone last night.... F*CKING cold!"
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."
Blow Cone by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Toonami
n. a shitty block of shows on cartoon network... includes Naruto: the most overrated piece of shit in history. It once was entertaining, but it started to suck when they only played episodes of dragon ball z from 7 years ago and other crappy anime.
----LONG LIVE BOBOBO-BO-BOBOBO----
----LONG LIVE BOBOBO-BO-BOBOBO----
Toonami blows anal canal.
Toonami by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006