20 definition by Gjelstiznles

n. an awesome radio program hosted by dr. drew and STRIKER! (whoever he is...) The discussions on love line are usually about giving head, anal sex, and cervical cancer vaccines.
Love Line w/ Dr. Drew:
Caller: "Hey Dr. Dew and Stroker!"
Dr. Drew: "It's Dr. Drew and Striker..."
Caller: "Yeah, w/e... I kinda have an anal cow rape fettish... some help?"
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006

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1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.
Anal Noobage is a shameful act.
by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

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v. To remove all people of the Hezbollah party from a region. Coined by Karel on KGO newstalk 810.
Israel hopes to de-hezbollize Lebanon as soon as possible.
by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006

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n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.
Man I hate being an ass hauler in Halo 2 all the time...
by Gjelstiznles October 15, 2006

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n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 10, 2006

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n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.
n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
by Gjelstiznles August 01, 2006

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n. a phrase used by a stoner in place of "uh".... has no meaning... just a placeholder pretty much...
"dude sauce.... im soooo stoned right now..."
by gjelstiznles August 16, 2006

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