n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006
by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006
n. When you can hear a redneck/geek on halo pleasuring himself. They usually happen during Big Team Battle games... I guess rednecks/geeks can't contain themselves when they see spartan ass... I haven't quite figured it out yet.
Redneck having a noobgasm: "Ahhhhh, ahhh yeah, aaaaaah, aaaaah, be right back guys im gonna go beat my wife."
by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006
n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.
v. To have a noobgasm.
n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006
n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
n. a shitty block of shows on cartoon network... includes Naruto: the most overrated piece of shit in history. It once was entertaining, but it started to suck when they only played episodes of dragon ball z from 7 years ago and other crappy anime.
----LONG LIVE BOBOBO-BO-BOBOBO----
----LONG LIVE BOBOBO-BO-BOBOBO----
Toonami blows anal canal.
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006
n. an awesome radio program hosted by dr. drew and STRIKER! (whoever he is...) The discussions on love line are usually about giving head, anal sex, and cervical cancer vaccines.
Love Line w/ Dr. Drew:
Caller: "Hey Dr. Dew and Stroker!"
Dr. Drew: "It's Dr. Drew and Striker..."
Caller: "Yeah, w/e... I kinda have an anal cow rape fettish... some help?"
Caller: "Hey Dr. Dew and Stroker!"
Dr. Drew: "It's Dr. Drew and Striker..."
Caller: "Yeah, w/e... I kinda have an anal cow rape fettish... some help?"
by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006