Gizwidget's definitions

king bubsgonzola

The form that bubs takes on when he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet while shaving. He grew 100 ft high and shouted "Don't Eat My Chicken Wings!!!"

King Bubsgonzola! KingKing Bubsgonzola! Supreme!!!

by Gizwidget April 21, 2007

pornography

Reading material to be held in one hand.

My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007

MTV

What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).

The only good thing that came from MTV was Jackass

by Gizwidget January 19, 2008

bunkake!

Bunkake is a Japanese custom where a naked woman is strapped to the ground and five or more men masturbate on her. She must then drink every last drop of cum sprayed on her face or get whipped and burned after she is gangraped
(Bunkake literally translates to SPLASH! in Japanese)

Japanese guy 1: anata no imooto wa doko desu ka
Japanese guy 2: nemasu.
Japanese guy 1: bunkake ji?
Japanese guy 2: Hai, baka! Bunkakemashou!

Translation-
"where's your little sister?"
"sleeping'
"bunkake time?"
"Yeah, dumbass, let's bunkake!"

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007