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Dew Crew

Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.

Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.

by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022

Busch light

The kind of beer every Iowan drinks. Never leave a 30 pack of Busch unattended in Iowa.

Hey wade can you grab a 30 pack of Busch light so me and the boys can go get shit faced.

by Give me a beer in the c shop October 25, 2018

Ripper magoo

When a guy named wade absolutely smashes his tee off shot and nuts in his pants on hole 1. Wade must of did a ripper magoo in stall 4 and banged 25 hookers prior to his tee off.

Wow that guy just donged that homerun! He must of just did a ripper magoo in the dugout with coach hollensbe before taking his at bat!

by Give me a beer in the c shop January 21, 2019

Coon bait

When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!

Parker had the shittiest game of disc golf today, all he was throwing was coon bait!

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 21, 2021