Gissur

The Holy Nordic Emperor, 2023-2050, legendary emperor of Scandinavia, responsible for the annexation of Germany and France into the Holy Nordic Empire in 2024, which triggered the second golden age of Scandinavian Sociodespotism throughout the Western hemisphere. Poisoned at the age of 72 by agents of the rogue Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation which resulted in the Kattegat Channel Conflict which spurred the fall og The Holy Nordic Empire sixteen years later.

He runs his business like Gissur.

by Gissur December 6, 2004

gitsurfing

Gitsurfing (aka biddysurfing) is when a young person (usually around 9-15) runs up behind an old person and jumps on his or her back, the momentum of the run-up causing the oldie to move forward a few steps before falling to the floor. The craze, though possibly not the words gitsurfing or biddysurfing, is thought to have originated in Manchester in the mid-1990s and appears to be slowly growing in popularity.

I'll give you a thick ear if I hear you've been gitsurfing again.

by cactuscat September 15, 2006

gissues

Repressed gay issues.

When a man offers free blowjobs at gay clubs, yet claims to be "100% straight", he clearly has gissues.

by Esteban666 August 28, 2007

gissum

a term used when you see your friends and you are just so happy that you feel like you squirted your load everywhere thus the word gissum!!!!

kelsey walks up to tompaul...tompaul says GISSUM!!!!

by Gissum Bob November 21, 2006

Gisser

When two males position themselves to scissor with their assholes while firmly stroking each other

I really want to gisser that man

by Orig1N May 12, 2023