3 definitions by Ginseng78

staccato p

An Italian word describing a male urinating into a berm of an outdoor shooting range that must be done in short small bursts in somebody comes around the corner and the individual unrinating needs to quickly conceal his junk.

I couldn't wait any longer at the outhouse so I opted to "staccato p" in an empty bay at the range.

by Ginseng78 April 7, 2021

staccato

An Italian word referring to a piece of machinery that only works in short small sharp bursts, but suddenly fails when it is needed the most.

My staccato was working fine yesterday, but on game day it won't cycle.

by Ginseng78 April 7, 2021

staccato p duo

When one a male at a shooting range must urinate in short small bursts into a berm at an outdoor shooting range the morning after a night of love making, and his urine stream is split into two distinct streams known as a "duo" of streams.

I had such a great weekend starting with a Friday night to remember with my girlfriend, followed by a morning at the shooting range; except I had a "staccato p duo" incident when I needed to urinate on the berm of the empty bay.

by Ginseng78 April 7, 2021