Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 05, 2021

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FYYFSTF Storage

FYYFSTF Storage is a fictional storage facility in the book Put My Numbers On That

The FYYFSTF stands for: Fuck You You Fucking Shit Turd Fuck

Yo, you fucking Ginger Snappah head, meet me over at FYYFSTF Storage to pick up the TVs

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Meh, she’s alright; I’d probably still throw it in her mud blower….

by Ginger Snappah Head October 05, 2021

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Uh, babe? Why does the shower smell like shit??

Because I ain’t no Qwerter

by Ginger Snappah Head November 03, 2021

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Safety glasses, eye protection. Usually tinted dark.

Dude look at the dumper on that chick.

Hold on lemme throw on my eye pro so she doesn’t see me lookin.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 04, 2021

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My ears are ringing because I forgot my ear pro

by Ginger Snappah Head October 06, 2021

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Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.

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