Qwumfing

The act of sniffing bike seats

Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.

by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019

Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

Rat Twatter

The art of taming strange

Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 07, 2021

green fleet manager

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.

Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 08, 2017

Lung Water

When a fag end has been extinguished is a can of fizzy pop.

Oi Clive, I just put my cig out in that can of coke and Brenda drank the lung water. Fucking mucky bitch!

by Ginger Barbarian. November 18, 2020

dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.

Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 08, 2017

club money

The act of spewing noxious fumes from your anal snapper.

Christ almighty don have you dropped you’re fucking club money.

by Ginger Barbarian. March 30, 2018