Ginger Barbarian.'s definitions

Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

appaullings

Simply put having no sexual technique.

Ha ha I just so appaullings pumping and his technique was shite.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 10, 2017

green fleet manager

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.

Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

Lung Water

When a fag end has been extinguished is a can of fizzy pop.

Oi Clive, I just put my cig out in that can of coke and Brenda drank the lung water. Fucking mucky bitch!

by Ginger Barbarian. November 18, 2020

Rat Twatter

The art of taming strange

Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 7, 2021

Soggy Galletly

The act of tipping out a wet shit into ones new Calvin’s, then getting the flabby better half to clamp onto your anus with the force of new born guzzling milk out of A porn stars left nipple. She then begins to sup the brown delight through your ruined boxers.

Eh up Tubs I’ve just turned out a wet un, fancy givin us a Soggy Galletly?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 4, 2017

crossfit cunt

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.

Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.

by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019