Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

Rat Twatter

The art of taming strange

Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 07, 2021

appaullings

Simply put having no sexual technique.

Ha ha I just so appaullings pumping and his technique was shite.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 10, 2017

Soggy Galletly

The act of tipping out a wet shit into ones new Calvin’s, then getting the flabby better half to clamp onto your anus with the force of new born guzzling milk out of A porn stars left nipple. She then begins to sup the brown delight through your ruined boxers.

Eh up Tubs I’ve just turned out a wet un, fancy givin us a Soggy Galletly?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 04, 2017

Swarfing

To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.

“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”

by Ginger Barbarian. April 06, 2019

Qwumfing

The act of sniffing bike seats

Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.

by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019