CovidQuil

Lysergic acid diethylamide (a pain reliever/fever reducer), dextromethorphan HBb (a cough suppressant) and dohoxylamine sucinate (an antiherstamine) Sugar, Citric Acid, Contains Less Than 2% Of Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Artificial Flavor, Calcium Phosphate, Red 40, Blue (red flavor) {Meant to be for humor only}

The trade name Lead Zephelin.

CovidQuill Directions: Take only as directed. Only use the dose tab provided. Do not exceed 1 dose per 24 hrs. Adults & children 12 yrs & over: 30 giggles every 4 hrs, children 4 to under 12 yrs: do not use!

by ghostdog72 September 27, 2020

Drunky Weather

The feeling one has when they wake up after drinking the night before.

Man, you look Drunky Weather.
How do you feel? Drunky weather.

by Ghostdog72 September 02, 2008

Coronologist

Coronologist: psychologists who only treat Covidcrazy patients through telemedicine.

I have an appointment with my Coronologist at 3pm they really help me, but I'm having a hard time understanding the telemedicine part.

I was feeling suicidal so I called my Coronologist, now I feel a little better.

by ghostdog72 March 29, 2020

Coronacave

Coronacave:
The place we are told to

Shelter in Place
Lock-down
Quarantined

I've been stuck in my Coronacave for two weeks.

The only time I leave my coronacave, is to, walk and pick up Groceries.

I hear you and the kids are playing with the Chutes and Ladders Board Game at your Coronacave.

by ghostdog72 March 29, 2020

Covidcrazy

Covidcrazy: feelings of severe despondency and dejection.
Symptoms :
1) Sleeping

2) Symptoms:

3) Feelings of helplessness and hopelessness.

3)Loss of interest in daily activities
4) Appetite or weight changes
5) Sleep changes
7) Anger or irritability
8) Loss of energy
Self-loathing
9) Reckless behavior
10) Concentration problems
11) Unexplained aches and pains

Covidcrazy: when an individual talks about the Conspiracies concerning COVID-19.

I'm worried about you going Covidcrazy, you don't sound good.

That's just covidcrazy, you think too much.

Stop watching the news, it's making you Covidcrazy!

by ghostdog72 March 29, 2020

Quaranteens

Noun: plural, of Quaranteens

You Quaranteens, get off my Lawn!

by ghostdog72 March 14, 2020

Quaranteen

Noun: Used to distinguish an age group conceived during the 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic. 6

I will be a Quaranteen in 2033.
Boomers

Gen-Xs

Millionials
Gen-Zs
Quaranteens

by ghostdog72 March 14, 2020