Definitions by Gester Grinn

Gester 

A malevolent being bent on corruption and mischief, excelling in corrupting youth and small animals.
Alias' Include:
Gester Grinn
Gester Grim
Gesterghost
Gestergiggles
Gesterman
Mr. Gester
Gester Murders
Dirty lil slut mouth

Don't blame me, Gester made me do it.

Gester by Gester Grinn March 9, 2010

Cleve-wit 

One who appears intellegent but only actually is in small bursts. IE. Someone who you think is smart after a 5 minute conversation.

(Noun) That kid's just a fucking Cleve-wit.

Cleve-wit by Gester Grinn March 10, 2008

Gaybymyself

Essentially, it's the willful removal of a man or woman from the dating scene by themselves, but still accepting the fact that, at the end of the day, you're giving yourself a handjob or fingering.

No,I;m not gay. I'm just Gaybymyself.

Gaybymyself by Gester Grinn February 13, 2008

FingA 

A flawed philosophy paralelling Adorexia.

Tenants of FingA:
Heaven, Hell, Carma, love, hatred are all subject to personal reality. In other words they exist only if you want them to.

All things subject to personal reality should take a secondary role to things of actualy reality.

Seeing as reality is perceived only through the personal sphere, actual reality becomes non-existent.

Seeing as Heaven, Hell, fear, love, hatred, etc.. maintains the possiblity of existing beyond your personal reality they imediently exist, due to the fact that they are concepts.

Nothing is in your control so don't worry.

(CONCEPT- NOUN)The fingA State of mind

(Adjective), FingA, this shit doesn't matter.

FingA by Gester Grinn April 8, 2007