Definitions by GerthPaul

PSM 

A Plus Sized Male; A BBW guy

Damn, his buttocks barely even stank for a PSM!
He hardly had any streaks on his drawers for a PSM!

PSM by GerthPaul November 4, 2019

Pontificus 

An expression said when one is most thoughtful in regards to PC terms; Sensitive to gender norms.

“Say Pontificus if u Woke!”

“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”

Pontificus by GerthPaul December 21, 2018

BBW Guy

Or “BBW dude”: A plus sized man.

“He dress sharp for a BBW guy!”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”

BBW Guy by GerthPaul December 21, 2018

lickbat 

Someone who’s annoying but at the same time your friend.

“Omg bro you’re being a total lickbat rn!”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”

lickbat by GerthPaul December 21, 2018

Ranktocks 

Awful smelling buttocks;

Extra stinky buttocks (noun)

“He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”

Ranktocks by GerthPaul December 21, 2018

squelchtocks 

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

squelchtocks by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

stanktocks 

A horrific smelling buttocks, that can usually be detected from a distance. Sometimes can be drippy and produce a lot of excess fluids.

After he ate Taco Bell, you could immediately smell his stanktocks from a mile away.

stanktocks by GerthPaul March 23, 2016