Gerald Busey's definitions

Brain Freezes

A term describing individuals that give you a headache as soon as they open their mouths.

Eric and Ed, two people that practically vomit idiocy with every uttered word, are textbook examples of Brain Freezes.

by Gerald Busey March 4, 2008

Hoosier Hickey

A black eye, or the physical mark usually left on Indiana women by their loving male companions.

Mitch smacked his bitch when she was late retrieving a beer, leaving a Hoosier Hickey.

by Gerald Busey May 18, 2009

Homosocialism

The stated doctrine of Leftist politicians that instructs its adherents to fuck America in the ass.

Barack Obama is fighting to be the next great patriarch of Homosocialism, seeking to plug 300,000,000 American asses for a full four-year term.

by Gerald Busey February 19, 2008

Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008

Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.

Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.

by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008

Cloncho

An alternative term for the clitoral hood, being a combination of the words clitoris and poncho.

J.T. wanted to be more entertaining during TSA screenings, so she got her cloncho pierced.

by Gerald Busey March 3, 2011

Estrohol

The product of metabolized alcohol in women, which causes cuntly behavior on a catastrophic scale.

Brenda hates dealing with the effect of Estrohol on women in places of public accommodation, while Joe Francis loves it and has made millions off of it.

by Gerald Busey March 27, 2008