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Homosocialism

The stated doctrine of Leftist politicians that instructs its adherents to fuck America in the ass.
Barack Obama is fighting to be the next great patriarch of Homosocialism, seeking to plug 300,000,000 American asses for a full four-year term.
by Gerald Busey February 19, 2008
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Trout Stamps

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.
by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008
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Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008
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Otter Market

A market condition hastened by the implementation of homosocialist policies at the federal, State, and local levels. An Otter Market is characterized by poor economic activity, increased unemployment, and minor campaign workers driven to their deaths in tidal pools.
Mary Jo Kopechne, killed during the Carter Administration, was a casualty of an Otter Market.
by Gerald Busey August 18, 2008
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Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system
My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.
by Gerald Busey July 4, 2009
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Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.
by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008
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Brain Freezes

A term describing individuals that give you a headache as soon as they open their mouths.
Eric and Ed, two people that practically vomit idiocy with every uttered word, are textbook examples of Brain Freezes.
by Gerald Busey March 4, 2008
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