Definitions by Gerald Busey

Cloncho 

An alternative term for the clitoral hood, being a combination of the words clitoris and poncho.

J.T. wanted to be more entertaining during TSA screenings, so she got her cloncho pierced.

Cloncho by Gerald Busey March 3, 2011

Timmette 

A female incarnation of South Park's Timmy (Timm-ay!!!)

That fucking Timmette is dumber than what I'm about to shit.

Timmette by Gerald Busey December 26, 2009

Vulcan Period

A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system

My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.

Vulcan Period by Gerald Busey July 4, 2009

Hoosier Hickey 

A black eye, or the physical mark usually left on Indiana women by their loving male companions.

Mitch smacked his bitch when she was late retrieving a beer, leaving a Hoosier Hickey.

Hoosier Hickey by Gerald Busey May 18, 2009

Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

Trout Stamps by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008

Otter Market 

A market condition hastened by the implementation of homosocialist policies at the federal, State, and local levels. An Otter Market is characterized by poor economic activity, increased unemployment, and minor campaign workers driven to their deaths in tidal pools.

Mary Jo Kopechne, killed during the Carter Administration, was a casualty of an Otter Market.

Otter Market by Gerald Busey August 18, 2008

Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)

The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.

Jurisprudential Tumors by Gerald Busey June 23, 2008