butt pipe

a term for sum onme who is an arse hole
by geordie October 24, 2003
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god bothers

cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am
knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA
by geordie May 11, 2003
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smackhead

by geordie October 24, 2003
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minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat
i was munching minge till my jaw ached
by Geordie February 07, 2004
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kiddyfiddler

Someone who abuses children in obscene ways, touches penis of any age child
"that DoZ bloke from down cornwall is a right old kiddyfiddler"
by Geordie May 13, 2003
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smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.
"Quick, smeel the badger!'
by Geordie May 07, 2004
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cnut

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"
by geordie May 11, 2003
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