god bothers

cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am

knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA

by geordie May 11, 2003

cowie

geordie word for ecstacy

giz a cowie

by geordie October 24, 2003

chilem

a thing you put cannabis in to burn it

lend iz ya chilem

by geordie October 24, 2003

nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs

elton john

by geordie October 24, 2003

smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'

by Geordie May 7, 2004

butt pipe

a term for sum onme who is an arse hole

by geordie October 24, 2003

kiddyfiddler

Someone who abuses children in obscene ways, touches penis of any age child

"that DoZ bloke from down cornwall is a right old kiddyfiddler"

by Geordie May 13, 2003