toot

geordie word for cocaine

giz a line of toot

by geordie October 24, 2003

SMB

Stands for Sad Mackem Bastards.

Used to describe Mackem Sunderland fans. Often by Newcastle United FC fans.

Don't those sad mackem bastards ever wash?

by Geordie January 9, 2004

spliff

cannabis cigarette

make a spliff

by geordie October 24, 2003

cnut

a womans pussy

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"

by geordie May 11, 2003

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 7, 2004

immobilizer

similar to the shocker you start off with the "2 in the pink one in the stink" and then take out your ring finger and stick it up her anus givin her a lil surprise...hence the immobilizer

"this broad was too loud durin the shocker so i immobilzed her"

by Geordie October 21, 2004

tack

another word for cannabis

lets gan smoke sum tak in a bucket

by geordie October 24, 2003