Definitions by Geoff Lilley
kruschev
Big ass eyebrows. Named for the former Communist Party Leader Nikita Kruschev, who had eyebrows that took up half his face.
I saw Brooke Shields on TV last night...that girl's got some big ass brows.
Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.
Yeah, those are some serious Kruschevs on her.
kruschev by Geoff Lilley November 4, 2007
triple fashion bypass
"Dude, check out that girl with the hiphuggers on!"
"Damn, I can see the muffin top, the tramp stamp, and the whale tail all at once!"
"Real triple fashion bypass on that one."
"Damn, I can see the muffin top, the tramp stamp, and the whale tail all at once!"
"Real triple fashion bypass on that one."
triple fashion bypass by Geoff Lilley November 3, 2007
strawphylactic
Adapted from www.addictionary.org:
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
I went up to get my soda from the counter, but I had to take the strawphylactic off before I could drink it.
strawphylactic by Geoff Lilley October 31, 2007
clutch quotient
The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
clutch quotient by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007
mensa threat
Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
mensa threat by Geoff Lilley September 27, 2007
duhsign
A design concept that is so obvious when you see it, it makes you go, "Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?"
duhsign by Geoff Lilley July 28, 2007
pornitrated
When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.
orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!
pornitrated by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007