Geoff Lilley's definitions

bumpergating

To tailgate someone so that you can read their bumper stickers.

There was this guy in front of me whose bumper was covered with funny ass stickers...I almost hit him because I was bumpergating him.

by Geoff Lilley January 24, 2008

pornitrated

When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.

orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!

by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007

brick tuesday

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.

On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.

by Geoff Lilley May 3, 2007

mexpertise

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.

"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."

by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007

duhsign

A design concept that is so obvious when you see it, it makes you go, "Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?"

My mom just got a van with sliding doors on both sides. Is that duhsign, or what?!

by Geoff Lilley July 28, 2007

spousesided

To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.

I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"

by Geoff Lilley April 17, 2006

clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.

Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.

by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007