blasphunny

A portmanteau of the word "blasphemy" and "funny." Something that is outrageously religiously offensive, yet undeniably hilarious.

The day after the Broncos lost, my buddy Dan put up a picture of Jesus rolling away the stone, with the caption, "That was a good nap...wait, was the Broncos game tonight?"

Next to a picture of Jesus on the cross, three dudes doing the "M", "C", and "A" in "YMCA" - blasphunny.

by Geoff Lilley January 23, 2012

brick tuesday

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.

On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.

by Geoff Lilley May 03, 2007

decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

bumpergating

To tailgate someone so that you can read their bumper stickers.

There was this guy in front of me whose bumper was covered with funny ass stickers...I almost hit him because I was bumpergating him.

by Geoff Lilley January 24, 2008

pornitrated

When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.

orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!

by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007

mallatorium

A moratorium on going to the mall, including big box stores, during the holiday season. Usually commences Black Friday and continues past Valentine's day. Done by guys who hate shopping and crowds, mostly.

"I need to go get my girlfriend a Christmas present, but I'd rather order it online. I've imposed a mallatorium between now and February."

by Geoff Lilley November 27, 2012

mexpertise

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.

"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."

by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007