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To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.
"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."
by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007
Get the mexpertise mug.Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
by Geoff Lilley September 27, 2007
Get the mensa threat mug.The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007
Get the clutch quotient mug.A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.
"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."
"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"
"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"
by Geoff Lilley December 9, 2008
Get the wiktard mug.An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
Get the pre-microwave mug.The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
Get the post-microwave mug.When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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