25 definitions by Geoff Lilley
The opposite of a sweet tooth. The salt vampire is one who craves salt the way people with a sweet tooth crave chocolate and jellybeans - instead, they gorge on potato chips, mixed nuts, and ChexMix. Taken from the site www.junkfoodbetty.com.
The first impression I got from these chips was holy balls these chips are salty. That’s a bold statement coming from a salt vampire like myself. I would go so far as to call them excessively salty.
by Geoff Lilley April 27, 2011
To be accosted by the significant other of someone, because you told that someone some information that the spouse finds objectionable.
I told her I couldn't fix her car this weekend, and next thing I know, I get spousesided by her boyfriend, tellin' me, "Whaddayou mean, you can't fix it? What's wrong with you?"
by Geoff Lilley March 14, 2006
Adapted from www.addictionary.org:
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.
I went up to get my soda from the counter, but I had to take the strawphylactic off before I could drink it.
by Geoff Lilley October 16, 2007
Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat
by Geoff Lilley September 14, 2007
by Geoff Lilley April 27, 2006
Usually used to characterize a city or region in terms of its propensity for conservative, traditional, and Christian values, versus its tendency toward progressive, New Age, and secular thinking. Can also be applied to an individual person.
For example, San Francisco has about a 10-90 NRA-NPR ratio, whereas some of the more rural Southeastern states would be the reverse. A diverse hybrid city like New York is probably 50-50.
For example, San Francisco has about a 10-90 NRA-NPR ratio, whereas some of the more rural Southeastern states would be the reverse. A diverse hybrid city like New York is probably 50-50.
by Geoff Lilley May 29, 2011
A design concept that is so obvious when you see it, it makes you go, "Duh! Why didn't anyone think of that before?"
by Geoff Lilley June 27, 2007