Geoff Lilley's definitions

mensa threat

Used in the negative, to refer to a person of inferior intelligence.

Signals left, turns right...no Mensa threat there
Thought New Mexico was a foreign country...obviously not a Mensa threat

by Geoff Lilley September 27, 2007

wiktard

A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.

"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."

"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"

by Geoff Lilley December 9, 2008

strawphylactic

Adapted from www.addictionary.org:

The little piece of paper that a server leaves on the end of a straw when a non-alcoholic drink is brought to you.

I went up to get my soda from the counter, but I had to take the strawphylactic off before I could drink it.

by Geoff Lilley October 31, 2007

jersey justice

A term coined by former Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa to describe beating the living shit out of someone in retribution for any offense, real or perceived. Generally, the retribution is greater than the crime.

SIRAGUSA: Yeah, I had a guy in Philadelphia throw a snowball. He was a little shocked when I climbed into the stands. And gave a little Jersey justice, you know what I mean.

by Geoff Lilley January 10, 2011

triple fashion bypass

A girl who is sporting all of the following:
* A whale tail
* A tramp stamp
* A muffin top

"Dude, check out that girl with the hiphuggers on!"
"Damn, I can see the muffin top, the tramp stamp, and the whale tail all at once!"
"Real triple fashion bypass on that one."

by Geoff Lilley November 3, 2007

brick tuesday

The day the Blackberrys went silent, and the distracted, harried, overworked drones who used them were forced to strike up conversations with people.

On Brick Tuesday, I actually had to listen to my boss in a meeting, instead of just pretending.

by Geoff Lilley May 3, 2007

decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008