1. When someone who is bi-lingual drinks so much that they become unable to speak either language they know, and proceed to be a drunk mess for the remainder of the night.
2. Incomprehensible variant of Spanglish
3. Indigenous to Guatemalans
4. Often results in failure to return home, failure to communicate, loss of ability to operate a phone, vomiting, and increased craving for reggaeton, bachata, and more beer.

Person 1: "Yo did you see Greg last night?"
Person 2: "Nah, what did he do?"
Person 1: "He was fershando-ing all over the bar bro"

fershando by Jon Foster November 12, 2011

firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

firstard by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

firstshadow

the one who cruises around internet watching funny videos and chatting

hey firstshadow,wat up?

firstshadow by firstshadow April 4, 2004

fistband

The act of fisting one's partner while wearing a vinyl festival attendee wristband.

See that chick over by the funnel cake tent? I'm gonna fistband her before this festival's through.

fistband by FestivalBrotherG March 31, 2015

firstendary

first place

firstendary house and secondary house

firstendary by bobbobb December 30, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026