firsthand

When you witness an accident with your own two eyes instead of hearing after about the fact, this is an example of when you witnessed it firsthand

firsthand by Therealgxx1 September 8, 2018

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Firsthand In Life

That bullshit joke that CameronCorder attempted on the arsehole race. Cameron knew it was wank but needed filler before all of the record based puns.

Did you hear that Firsthand In Life comment? I bet the creator is mortified

Firsthand In Life by CameronCorder September 24, 2021

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fershando

1. When someone who is bi-lingual drinks so much that they become unable to speak either language they know, and proceed to be a drunk mess for the remainder of the night.
2. Incomprehensible variant of Spanglish
3. Indigenous to Guatemalans
4. Often results in failure to return home, failure to communicate, loss of ability to operate a phone, vomiting, and increased craving for reggaeton, bachata, and more beer.

Person 1: "Yo did you see Greg last night?"
Person 2: "Nah, what did he do?"
Person 1: "He was fershando-ing all over the bar bro"

fershando by Jon Foster November 12, 2011

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firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

firstard by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009