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Firsthand In Life 

That bullshit joke that CameronCorder attempted on the arsehole race. Cameron knew it was wank but needed filler before all of the record based puns.
Did you hear that Firsthand In Life comment? I bet the creator is mortified
Firsthand In Life by CameronCorder September 24, 2021

fershando 

1. When someone who is bi-lingual drinks so much that they become unable to speak either language they know, and proceed to be a drunk mess for the remainder of the night.
2. Incomprehensible variant of Spanglish
3. Indigenous to Guatemalans
4. Often results in failure to return home, failure to communicate, loss of ability to operate a phone, vomiting, and increased craving for reggaeton, bachata, and more beer.
Person 1: "Yo did you see Greg last night?"
Person 2: "Nah, what did he do?"
Person 1: "He was fershando-ing all over the bar bro"
fershando by Jon Foster November 12, 2011

firstard 

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.
Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first
firstard by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

firstshadow

the one who cruises around internet watching funny videos and chatting
hey firstshadow,wat up?
firstshadow by firstshadow April 4, 2004

fistband 

The act of fisting one's partner while wearing a vinyl festival attendee wristband.
See that chick over by the funnel cake tent? I'm gonna fistband her before this festival's through.
fistband by FestivalBrotherG March 31, 2015

firstendary 

first place
firstendary house and secondary house
firstendary by bobbobb December 30, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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