16 definitions by Geoff AF

Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

by Geoff AF April 30, 2010

waggytooter

Southern name for a penis.

"Wow, look at Jimmy's waggytooter! He was gifted!"

by Geoff AF May 4, 2021

emmatation

When you imitate someone named Emma.

Millicent: "Did y'all hear what Emma did the other day?"
Georgie: "No - what that li'l cooze do?"
Millicent: "Hold on, I'll do an Emmatation of it: 'I'm a dumb bitch. Wah wah wah. Give me candy! I'm Emma!'"

by Geoff AF May 5, 2021

LNOL

Laugh NOT out loud. Used when alone.

Sarah texted me a pic of her in a string bikini and I couldn't help but LNOL.

by Geoff AF November 9, 2015

fucksmith

A person who regularly fucks up.

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."

by Geoff AF May 3, 2010

Thighgraine

A migraine of the thigh.

"Damn, Sven, all this dancin' be giving me a thighgraine."

by Geoff AF April 2, 2021

white trash tornado

Female white trash that is so abrasive and aggressive that they are impossible to be around.

Ed: "Your daughter, Breannon, is going to have to move out."

Vicki: "Why?"

Ed: "She's always cussing and fussing and clucking and fucking. She's a regular white trash tornado!"

by Geoff AF May 11, 2010