Gearls's definitions

crack texting

To sit for hours texting back and forth with one or more people about nothing just for the sake of texting. It is as if you can't stop, you need it, just like crack.

I tried to talk to susie while we were out, but she was so busy crack texting that I left with this guy I met there.

by Gearls April 26, 2008

Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.

I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.

by Gearls December 24, 2008

Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.

Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

Hot as Fish Grease

To be extremely pissed off. Mad, Mad, Mad.

My girlfriend was as Hot as Fish grease when she walked in the bar and saw that young girl on my lap.

by Gearls January 5, 2009

Slap the taste out of your mouth

Phrase used to try and get someone to stop or not do something that you really do not find appropriate.

Boy, if you don't stop hitting your sister I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth.

by Gearls December 20, 2008