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Definitions by Gearls

Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
Secret Santa Sex by Gearls December 24, 2008

Cordless Screwdriver 

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge
Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.
Cordless Screwdriver by Gearls December 20, 2008

Slap the taste out of your mouth

Phrase used to try and get someone to stop or not do something that you really do not find appropriate.
Boy, if you don't stop hitting your sister I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth.

crack texting 

To sit for hours texting back and forth with one or more people about nothing just for the sake of texting. It is as if you can't stop, you need it, just like crack.
I tried to talk to susie while we were out, but she was so busy crack texting that I left with this guy I met there.
crack texting by Gearls April 26, 2008
Dude with a erect penis that shows through his pants or shorts. Often seen in bars and clubs full of hot young women grinding and dancing.
Look at that tusker. The girls are all getting a kick out of rubbing up against it and than going and laughing amongst themselves.
Tusker by Gearls April 25, 2008