Definitions by Gaysofthunder69

Firehea 

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.

Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!

Firehea by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

The Ostrich

The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!

The Ostrich by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

Nipsicles 

When a woman's nipples are so hard, they could gouge a baby's eye out.

Guy #1: Hey did you see that movie Columbiana? That girl had some perky-ass tits.

Guy#2: Yeah, straight Nipsicles the entire movie!

Nipsicles by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011