Nipsicles

When a woman's nipples are so hard, they could gouge a baby's eye out.

Guy #1: Hey did you see that movie Columbiana? That girl had some perky-ass tits.

Guy#2: Yeah, straight Nipsicles the entire movie!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

DF’d

When you go to attack your partner from the back and catch a spray far to the eyes, forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.

Emily breached from the rear but Finlay DF’d her and now she has pinkeye.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020

Mexican Oil Change

The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.

On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!

by Gaysofthunder69 April 20, 2019