Gaylord Foker's definitions

SMP

Shorten for Small penis man. A person who has a very small penis (Under 5 centimeters when hard).

DaOPEL is a small penis man.
WOW look at that small penis man, but DaOPEL is still the smallest small penis man.

by Gaylord Foker February 4, 2003

Keessi

Pussy, nerd, a girl which is known among everybody as a pussy but he thinks he is not. A Keessi also listens to MD when playing PC and uses nick Keessi|MD. He also could swear when he is drunk to increase the affect of macho man.

Damn you are such a Keessi.

by Gaylord Foker February 4, 2003

AoD

A group of gays who drink and fuck together.

Man I'm horny and wanna drink. Now i could go to a AoD meet to get those needs fixed.

by Gaylord Foker February 4, 2003