Gateskeeper's definitions
What all members of the Apple cult must say when they buy their 4th apple product. This effectively marries them to Steve Jobs, be they male or female. Look around. Everyone on their 3rd iPod is actually engaged to Steve Jobs, the iPhone is actually a wedding present. Don't you wonder how the marriage is consummated?
When he checked my profile at the Apple Store, the Mac Concierge walked me down the Aisle and gave me away. I felt warm flush spread all the way to my iNus when I heard myself say "iDo!" The Specialist lowered tried to raise the veil but it got caught on my razor stubble. I didn't mind. I blushed like a schoolgirl.
by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
Get the iDomug. cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's ispot.
Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iwhore, even though it had cost her friends and family. See i-whore
by gateskeeper January 24, 2008
Get the iwhoremug. the headphone jack on apple products
Brad was putting his downloads into Janet's Nano, when he missed the data port and accidentally put the plug into her inus. Janet didn't even flinch, and Brad knew he had found a keeper.
by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
Get the inusmug.