The emotional arc that begins with rage against the status quo, global warming, human trafficking, man's inhumanity to man, political corruption, The elimination of Gene Simmons from the Apprentice, etc, and ends with listlessly leaning back in your chair and turning up your Ipod.
MI5 was able to construct a time machine and hatched a plan to prevent the decline of the British Empire. Fully loaded solar powered Nanos would be sent back to Philadelphia in 1773, to New Delhi in 1902, to Dublin in 1910, and to Quebec and Sydney in 1860. Quebec and Sydney were dropped from the plan a few moments later, as no one in the room could think of a reason why they should bother. see also iRiot prevention
by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.
When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.
by Gateskeeper January 22, 2008
cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's ispot.
Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iwhore, even though it had cost her friends and family. See i-whore
by gateskeeper January 24, 2008