Definitions by Garygranted

Cockawning 

Protruding beer belly or cheese baby providing shelter for a gentleman’s private area

Thank goodness for my impressive cockawning, certainly kept the rain off the little fella.

Cockawning by Garygranted June 26, 2025

Cuntinuity

The unbroken succession of managerial cunts in every business.

The cuntinuity planning here at Wenham Hogg is second to none. One management cunt after another. It never ends.

Cuntinuity by Garygranted October 6, 2023

Bear Jarring 

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

Bear Jarring by Garygranted May 17, 2023

Instagran 

A fossil or boomer trying use Instagram

That’s not how you do a reel you instagran

Instagran by Garygranted May 16, 2023