Glumpikin

Having sex with a pumpkin.

Usually a moldy, and fuzzy pumpkin, but that's optional.

Has to be a carved pumpkin.

"Bro, I'm so horny, I could go for a glumpikin."

by Garrett Schinken April 07, 2024

Jelqmaxx

To Jelq repeatedly for a prolonged state for multiple times a day.

I love jelqmaxxing so much, I already gained an inch in a week!

by Garrett Schinken March 10, 2024

The Drippler

The drippler (not to be confused with drippler) is an eldritch beast that appears to be a mass of red sludge that is likely blood and repurposed human flesh. It lacks skin, and it digests it's victims by regurgitating dripple onto them, which is an acidic substance that mixes the drippler's stomach acid and blood. After the victim has melted, they are most of the time kept alive through the dripple, and are eaten, still fully conscious and awake.

"Is that a drippler or something, what is that thing, it looks disgustint" said someone after they saw a drippler. This is likely because they viewed the drippler to be disgusting in appearance.

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

Glumpinkin

When you have sex with a moldy carved pumpkin

"I could really go for a glumpinkin right now" said the glumpinkin man

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

😭🙏

A person who really wants to express that they're either gay, or a furry, and is really passionate about it.

I'm really gay, and want someone to run a train on me 😭🙏

by Garrett Schinken March 10, 2024

National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024