Garrett Alden's definitions

glomb

To bother excessively through proximity and unwanted physical contact

The man glombed the woman by breathing over her shoulder.

by Garrett Alden April 2, 2006

gralsa

A sauce that is not entirely like gravy nor entirely like salsa, but somewhere in between.

This sauce both chunky and creamy. Sort of like gralsa.

by Garrett Alden November 29, 2006

BAMFitude

Having the qualities or attitude of a Bad Ass Motherfucker.

Samuel L. Jackson displayed his BAMFitude in reciting Ezekiel 25:17 before killing people.

Mark Wahlberg's inner BAMFitude was evident when he shot Matt Damon in the Departed. (Sorry about the spoilers, but it's for a good cause)

by Garrett Alden August 13, 2007

Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.

Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...

by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007