Garfibromyalgia's definitions

slunch

the slushy, muddy goop that is created when a car drives through snow with dirty tires.

ugh, look at all that slunch on the driveway.

by Garfibromyalgia November 7, 2021

Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.

Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.

by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022

Hampter

A strange or unusual looking hamster.

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021

Mobius Double Reacharound

When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.

I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.

by Garfibromyalgia December 24, 2022

Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.

Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.

by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022

Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021

The Grip Reaper

The Grim Reaper's counterpart who kills via handjob.

I found my grandpa dead and covered in his own cum, he must have been visited by The Grip Reaper.

by Garfibromyalgia June 22, 2022