Urban Dictionary: Definitions by GarbleDee M. Cox

Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so

I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do

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When your shit is peeking out of your asshole, you see the tip of your shit (or touching cloth)

I have to shit so bad right now, it’s peeking”

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Where you cut off the crusty part of the vagina lips with scissors like a crab

Before sex I just had to Krusty krab her or I would get another rash

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Where you put a vape in a girls pussy the her vagina hits the vape

After sex she wanted a bit more action so she pulled off the vagina rip

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In Canada when you snort a line of cocaine on her tits and then proceed to titty fuck her

We pulled off the Tim Snorton this summer, it was real fun with her and her tits

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You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train

This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?

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Every other Tuesday you absolutely rail a pair of tits

Yesterday was Titty Fuck Tuesday and I railed Sandras pair of nice tits

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