Schizophonia

When you think you feel your phone vibrate in you pocket, and you pull it out only to find that nobody tried to contact you

John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.

by Galen Knode January 17, 2009

Muff Rocket

An awesome word i made up today for a womans clitoris

Johns very presence made Cindy's muff rocket start to take off

by Galen Knode January 16, 2009

vacation dick

A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.

Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!

Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!

boyfriend dick

by Galen Knode May 25, 2016