Gaboantsa's definitions
Usually, ship's crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. In case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a "telephone marriage" instead of a normal marriage.
by Gaboantsa November 22, 2011
Get the telephone marriagemug. Somebody that has a cat says to somebody that has another cat something like "you have a cute cat", and the other one replies "thank you furriend"; A friend with furr.
by Gaboantsa November 24, 2023
Get the furriendmug. Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.
"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.
by Gaboantsa August 15, 2011
Get the samsungermug. "Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"
by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016
Get the masterbatingmug. When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014
Get the Windows Upfuckingdatemug. by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022
Get the Moldaniamug.