Pound

What I do to your dad every night

Me: Yo dude I'm gonna pound yo dad
Dude: Wth man you know he's dead
Me: Necrophilia

by Gabey Gabe January 16, 2024

Steph

Someone who doesn't laugh at fart jokes

Guy: *insert hilarious fart joke*
Dude: *doesn't laugh*
Guy: Dude you're such a steph!!

by Gabey Gabe January 18, 2024

Yeehaw my beets

My main vocal stim

Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: Seriously shut up
Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: *slaps me*

by Gabey Gabe January 20, 2024

Snow

This shit is sooo damn annoying. There was a fucking snowstorm yesterday night and now I can't get anywhere so I'm writing an Urban Dictionary definition. The one good thing about it is that I can annoy my friends by jumping into it. It's white too, I guess

Christmas is over, you can go now, shoo. (Snow)

by Gabey Gabe January 17, 2024

Deez

deez nuts

Lick deez nuts

by Gabey Gabe January 14, 2024

Fanfic

Something which is publicly frowned upon, but most people still read it as a bedtime story. Don't lie to me, I know what you do

Dude 1: Check out this cool ass fanfic bro
Dude 2: You read fanfic?! Fucking cringe ass
Dude 1, holding back tears: Shut up you do too bro

by Gabey Gabe January 17, 2024