Gabey Gabe's definitions

Fanfic

Something which is publicly frowned upon, but most people still read it as a bedtime story. Don't lie to me, I know what you do

Dude 1: Check out this cool ass fanfic bro
Dude 2: You read fanfic?! Fucking cringe ass
Dude 1, holding back tears: Shut up you do too bro

by Gabey Gabe January 17, 2024

Pound

What I do to your dad every night

Me: Yo dude I'm gonna pound yo dad
Dude: Wth man you know he's dead
Me: Necrophilia

by Gabey Gabe January 16, 2024

Deez

deez nuts

Lick deez nuts

by Gabey Gabe January 14, 2024

Yeehaw my beets

My main vocal stim

Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: Seriously shut up
Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: *slaps me*

by Gabey Gabe January 20, 2024

Snow

This shit is sooo damn annoying. There was a fucking snowstorm yesterday night and now I can't get anywhere so I'm writing an Urban Dictionary definition. The one good thing about it is that I can annoy my friends by jumping into it. It's white too, I guess

Christmas is over, you can go now, shoo. (Snow)

by Gabey Gabe January 17, 2024

Steph

Someone who doesn't laugh at fart jokes

Guy: *insert hilarious fart joke*
Dude: *doesn't laugh*
Guy: Dude you're such a steph!!

by Gabey Gabe January 18, 2024