dink

a "nice word" for dick

I have a big dink... You dink!

by guess who January 13, 2005

Stead (vt)

1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.

1)I think I'll Stead today

2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?

by Guess who November 28, 2003

D-bager

Anyone from Darien. They tend to be affluent. Their main rival is New Cannan. People from New Cannan are gay. They are so gay that they lose in every sport they try...see you at the turkey bowl next year ladies.

Wow, Darien's awesome, new cannan blows

by guess who April 26, 2005

t00ned

To apply an engine management system to a car

That boosted prelude was t00ned to run rich.

by Guess Who June 02, 2003

Australian kiss

like a French kiss but "down under"

He gave her an Australian kiss

by Guess Who May 31, 2015

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

mini-me

1)A strange creature having the ability to pass off indolence and low quality work as expert advice.

2)one who gives the appearance of diligence, whilst having no capacity whatsoever to manage a workload.

3)one who spends an entire working day complaining about said workload whilst doing the square root of bugger all to do anything about it.

That lazy little git is a total mini-me

by guess who December 02, 2003