GOd's definitions

dangerholtz

The single most dangerous jewish man to ever walk the face of the earth.

I once saw Dangerholtz ruin this kid's shit for blinking.

by God February 15, 2005

skoch

1. A fraction of a generally short period of time. 2. Something that does not last long.

"I gotta run to the store I'll be back in a skoch"

by God May 30, 2003

mongaloid

someone who is stoned and stupid

you mongaloid you ate all my food

by god December 10, 2004

burgers

a round fat objet that looks very tasty

"did you see that guy he looked like burgers!"

by God March 19, 2005

laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 3, 2005

Slippery Dancer

To avoid work of any kind.
To evade and avoid.

David slippery danced his way out of that charge for tampering with evidence.

He must be slippery dancing somewhere since hes not here to get married.

by God January 21, 2003

constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003