GOd's definitions

Random

God of all that is chaos.

he is your daddy

look there is random

by God September 26, 2003

Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.

Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.

by GOD April 1, 2003

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she in unconcious, then you have sex with her.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak to get laid for the first time.

by God March 2, 2005

Gene Simmons

See Self Indulging Sellout.

Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.

by God December 12, 2004

lolerskatez

lol

lolerskatez!

by God October 28, 2003

constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003

laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 3, 2005