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Swinehound

A character in a story by Boyd Cable. Also one of the grestest insults in the English language.
by GF April 15, 2005
mugGet the Swinehoundmug.

Mandem

Slang term for person. Usually used by violent thugs and hooligans when referring to another violent thug or hooligan. Can refer to either a friend or an enemy. See example below.
Fadi - "started beef with too many mandems so now i have to roll deep with my mandems"
by GF August 22, 2004
mugGet the Mandemmug.

your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.
"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"
by GF September 4, 2008
mugGet the your mum on toastmug.

Blarted

One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.

Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
by GF July 12, 2006
mugGet the Blartedmug.

Weedox

A brand of weed killer closely associated with predox. It kills all known weeds with little trouble leaving you with a nice green garden.
"Those fucking weeds in the garden! Get the weedox!"
by GF September 21, 2004
mugGet the Weedoxmug.

Lad

A word made popular around Manchester by Richard Keane.

1. The traditional meaning of this term refers to a male human being, usually somebody who is quite young or younger than the person saying it such as a child.

2. Same as above but used in a derogatory way to put somebody in their place for talking to their superiors in a bad way.

3. Used as a sign of affection between two males addressing each other.
1. "Dorothy's lad's growing up fast."

2. "Don't give me cheek, lad."

3. "Alright lad?"
by GF August 23, 2004
mugGet the Ladmug.

tart in a bottle

"jesus christ, he's got the tart in a bottle out."
by GF May 1, 2005
mugGet the tart in a bottlemug.

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