moby

A guy, usually ugly, who is with a chick that is way too hot for him to even associate with.

After spotting an attractive female and seeing the tool she was with, one would say, "That guy is a freaking moby."

origin: Moby singing with Gwen Stefani

by geoff March 08, 2004

whoa please dont.........thanks

to tell someone not to do something

whoa please dont walk thanks

by geoff March 09, 2003

golden orbs

a female's breasts

oh snap that chicks got some monstrous golden orbs

by Geoff May 29, 2004

frag

Short for fragmentary grenade, a grenade designed to propel shrapnel, generally with an approximate radius of 15 feet.

Throw that frag into the bunker.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

editorializing

An edpidemic sweeping urbandictionary.com in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of concrete nouns, phrases, etc. and belittling the opinion(s) of any and all dissenters.

See Same-Sex Marriage, Scott Peterson, Macintosh, or any other subject that maybe be under even one circumstance a slight bit of a miniscule fraction controversial.

Um....there's also a bit in this definition.

by Geoff July 16, 2008

Slabfest

An annual event held where u start drinking and u don't stop until u have finished a slab

by Geoff June 01, 2003

Ukie

Ukrainian one of Ukrainian descent. some of the best dancers in the world. make the best food

dude look at that hot Ukie dancer

by geoff October 20, 2003