tootsies

Toes, the things at the end of your feet.

Ma tootsies are cauld

by Gav April 14, 2004

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

fiction

Something which is not real or exists only in someones imagination.
Examples:
santa claus
the tooth fairy
Easter bunny
god
heaven
hell
The bible and other storybooks.

Everyone knows god is fiction but many are too big-headed to admit they are wrong.

by Gav April 14, 2004

god

Fictious character who some people believe is a magic man who can make magic and they usually waste half their life praying to it. Many of these people have been brainwashed by the bible.

"God is sitting on his cloud watching us all & playing his harp", says brainwashed Barry.

by Gav April 14, 2004

CUCKOO'S EGG

Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest

Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg

by GAV October 22, 2003

The Pablo

Creator of myHTPC. A cool guy!

by Gav August 05, 2003

Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

by Gav April 13, 2004