GARY LOVES THE BACON's definitions

dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.

"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003

assmason

One who specializes in assmasonry.

see: asshat, dipshit, moron, idiot, etc.

"God dammit, Chris is such a fucking assmason."

"I don't wanna hear it, assmason."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

assmasonry

Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.

see: shit, asshattery

also: assmason

Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."

Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

boner assassin

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.

"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004