A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.
by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004
"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003
Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.
see: shit, asshattery
also: assmason
see: shit, asshattery
also: assmason
Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."
Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."
Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004
by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004