G. Thomas's definitions

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

significize

To make significant; to cause to become relevant or prominent. Pronounced as either sig-NIF-ih-kyz or sig-NIF-ih-size.

Winning an Oscar significized Marisa Tomei's career. Or, at least it should have...

by G. Thomas December 17, 2006

Portuguinnies

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.

I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!

by G. Thomas November 21, 2006

razgasm

A foodgasm that specifically occurs while eating or drinking raspberry-dominant foods or beverages.

Wow! I just had my first razgasm after taking a sip of that rasperry lemonade from Trader Joe's!

by G. Thomas October 27, 2006

tetricide

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.

Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

reverse bestiality

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.

That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!

by G. Thomas October 5, 2006