Lard Smuggler

A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.

Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Scutta Hoe

A nasty bitch, nasty like dirty, sleeps with anything, which means you will catch anything, even with more than one rubber on.

Also she could have nasty smokers teeth, pockmarked skin, wear too much make-up, and perfume.

Holy shit Bobby hit that scutta hoe, now his dick will fall off.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Minor Wood

A partially erect penis. The beginning of a man getting turned on.

Wow that chick is hot, I'm getting minor wood.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Gary Day

A day that you don't have anything to do. Usually spent on Ft. Lauderdale beach, tanning, checking out the women, and calling your buddies to brag that you have nothing to do while they work.

Hey guys, I'm chillin on the beach, having a Gary Day.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Flick My Bick

Doing something that causes a man to get an erection. It can be done by someone else or themselves. The act that causes an erection.

She is so hot I'm going to flick my bick.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Yourno

Your + Porno "Yourno" When your fucking and filming it at the same time. You must be holding the camera while having intercourse, either in the vagina or ass.

Wanna check out my yourno? I shot it last night when I was nailing yo momma, bitch.

by G-RED October 29, 2006