G-RED's definitions

Spermtastic

A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.

Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Yourno

Your + Porno "Yourno" When your fucking and filming it at the same time. You must be holding the camera while having intercourse, either in the vagina or ass.

Wanna check out my yourno? I shot it last night when I was nailing yo momma, bitch.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Mini Chubby

When your penis is partially erect, like when you see a hot piece of ass on the beach, and get a mini chubby.

Yo the ass on that bitch was so hot, I'm starting to get a mini chubby.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Butt Fuck

When an already lit cigarette is used to light another while they are in each person's mouth.

I don't have anymore matches.

That's ok, I'll butt fuck your cigarette and light mine.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Hoist My Sail

When someone gets an erection.

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Crack Floss

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!

Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.

by G-RED October 29, 2006