15 definitions by G-RED

Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Hoist My Sail

When someone gets an erection.

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Gary Day

A day that you don't have anything to do. Usually spent on Ft. Lauderdale beach, tanning, checking out the women, and calling your buddies to brag that you have nothing to do while they work.

Hey guys, I'm chillin on the beach, having a Gary Day.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Butt Fuck

When an already lit cigarette is used to light another while they are in each person's mouth.

I don't have anymore matches.

That's ok, I'll butt fuck your cigarette and light mine.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Mini Chubby

When your penis is partially erect, like when you see a hot piece of ass on the beach, and get a mini chubby.

Yo the ass on that bitch was so hot, I'm starting to get a mini chubby.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Minor Wood

A partially erect penis. The beginning of a man getting turned on.

Wow that chick is hot, I'm getting minor wood.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Lard Smuggler

A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.

Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.

by G-RED October 29, 2006