Definitions by G-RED

Lard Smuggler

A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.

Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.

Lard Smuggler by G-RED October 29, 2006

Scutta Hoe 

A nasty bitch, nasty like dirty, sleeps with anything, which means you will catch anything, even with more than one rubber on.

Also she could have nasty smokers teeth, pockmarked skin, wear too much make-up, and perfume.

Holy shit Bobby hit that scutta hoe, now his dick will fall off.

Scutta Hoe by G-RED October 28, 2006

Gary Day 

A day that you don't have anything to do. Usually spent on Ft. Lauderdale beach, tanning, checking out the women, and calling your buddies to brag that you have nothing to do while they work.

Hey guys, I'm chillin on the beach, having a Gary Day.

Gary Day by G-RED October 28, 2006

Polly 

Like Polly Pocket: ie. someone who is small but not a midget or dwarf but petite. A girl who is 5 feet tall or shorter, and is a size 0.

Amanda is a petite girl, like Polly Pocket.

Polly by G-RED October 28, 2006

Poons Poon 

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

Poons Poon by G-RED October 28, 2006

Butt Fuck 

When an already lit cigarette is used to light another while they are in each person's mouth.

I don't have anymore matches.

That's ok, I'll butt fuck your cigarette and light mine.

Butt Fuck by G-RED October 28, 2006

Flick My Bick 

Doing something that causes a man to get an erection. It can be done by someone else or themselves. The act that causes an erection.

She is so hot I'm going to flick my bick.

Flick My Bick by G-RED October 28, 2006