Minor Wood

A partially erect penis. The beginning of a man getting turned on.

Wow that chick is hot, I'm getting minor wood.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Hoist My Sail

When someone gets an erection.

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Spermtastic

A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.

Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Crack Floss

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!

Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Yourno

Your + Porno "Yourno" When your fucking and filming it at the same time. You must be holding the camera while having intercourse, either in the vagina or ass.

Wanna check out my yourno? I shot it last night when I was nailing yo momma, bitch.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Mini Chubby

When your penis is partially erect, like when you see a hot piece of ass on the beach, and get a mini chubby.

Yo the ass on that bitch was so hot, I'm starting to get a mini chubby.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Scutta Hoe

A nasty bitch, nasty like dirty, sleeps with anything, which means you will catch anything, even with more than one rubber on.

Also she could have nasty smokers teeth, pockmarked skin, wear too much make-up, and perfume.

Holy shit Bobby hit that scutta hoe, now his dick will fall off.

by G-RED October 28, 2006