Brocation

The location of your bro.

(on the phone)
"Dude, what's your brocation?"

"I'm right behind you you knob, stop phoning me"

by G Laz! August 29, 2011

Unbromanlike

-Behavior unbecoming of a bro.

"I'm serious, that jerkhole fucked my sister!"
"Whoa man, unbromanlike conduct."

by G Laz! August 29, 2011

Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.

"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."

by G Laz! August 29, 2011