Definitions by FuzzyDanglers

Nouche 

Derogatory term combining noob and douche. Only mildly insulting but makes up for it with annoyance

Dude 1: Why do my edgy Urban Dictionary words never get published
Dude 2: Because you're a fucking nouche

Nouche by FuzzyDanglers May 23, 2018

Duel Emission 

The act of urinating and defecating simultaneously. Can lead to shame for the participant due to the disturbingly pleasurable tingling sensation it tends to cause

Person 1: Had a duel emission the other day
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it

Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise

Duel Emission by FuzzyDanglers September 3, 2017

Datedrop 

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam

Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop

Datedrop by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017

Pocket Fap 

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

Pocket Fap by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016