Big Masturbation

The forces at work trying to make me watch porn and play with my innocent Christian penis. The sex industry equivalent of Big Pharma

Me: Big Masturbation has no impact on me. I don't even do pre-marital handholding
My penis: Get PornHub Premium

by FuzzyDanglers April 23, 2020

Nouche

Derogatory term combining noob and douche. Only mildly insulting but makes up for it with annoyance

Dude 1: Why do my edgy Urban Dictionary words never get published
Dude 2: Because you're a fucking nouche

by FuzzyDanglers April 08, 2018

Bevvies

Shorthand for beverages of the alcoholic variety

Tom: Dazza how many bevvies we having on Friday
Dazza: Dunno but the thot I wake up with the next day better not be too ferrel

by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019

Vodka Pong

A party game played by spirit guys who would be playing regular beer pong if they weren't school kids who dislike the taste of beer. Can lead to serious intoxication and vomit glazed furniture

Host: Wanna play beer pong dude ?
Party virgin: Beer tastes funny, I'm sure it would work with vodka
Guardian Angel: No vodka pong dickhead!

by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019