Gay Particle

An elementary or fundamental particle that attracts the same charge instead of the opposite

The newly discovered particle, the fagon, attracts the same charge. It is a gay particle

by Funnyclock301956 April 20, 2021

Tamale Gun

A weapon that McDonalds uses to fight off the evil forces of the Kois, there are only 3 that exist, they are located in a top secret underground vault in the McDonalds in Kana

“Heyyy Tamale Gun, fihlgeah hihlgeah in my head!

by Funnyclock301956 December 22, 2019

Sis job

The female equivalent of a bro job. It's still heterosexual unlike two female partners eating each other out

Bruh I so wanted Anne and Sasha (from amphibia) to trade sis job(s) after their performance in Battle of the Bands

by Funnyclock301956 May 14, 2021

Nihilinstability

A fundamental law of all reality that states that any system must have an energy above 0. The law is most likely the cause of the big bang, and might also be responsible for the afterlife.

Due to nihilinstability, it is impossible for an object to reach a temperature of 0 kelvin

by Funnyclock301956 March 27, 2021

Kiss Trak

Unlike a Diss Trak, a Kiss Trak is a song that explains the artist's need to fuck another person

Uh, I can't think of any examples of a Kiss Trak, you know, except for every song in existence

by Funnyclock301956 April 04, 2021

Calamity Coitus

The act of the 3 girls from Amphibia (Anne, Sasha, and Marcy) having three way girl sex

After the three girls reunited at the third temple, they spent the night doing some calamity coitus

by Funnyclock301956 May 26, 2021

Kana

A town in Pakistan that believed that a nearby civilization known as the Kois brought a disease to them, so they constructed a McDonalds location that later aired a commercial stating, “Kana is sick so McDonalds here at Kana, nanananananananana!”, this and later commercials contained the phrase “Kois Suck”

Hey friends! Mcdonalds here at Kana! Happy meal time and Kois suck kneaheigh

by Funnyclock301956 December 22, 2019