Funky T. Garfunkel's definitions

Safety

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Doorknob

-See 'Safety'

-Also see 'Safety'

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine

Originating in the film "Pooty Tang", This phrase has no actual definition, just like everything else that Pooty says. He's just too cool for words.

Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine!

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Chunk-style

A Morbidly obese man who takes very good care of his appearance, except for his weight. Origin unknown.

"Hey, Chunk-style! Whass-happaneen!?"

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

wa da ta

Originating from the smash hit
"Pooty Tang", this phrase is synonymous with 'What can I say', but has no concrete definition. See also:
'Sine yo pity on the runny kine'

"What's up, Pooty Tang?"

"Wa Da Ta."

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

Doorknob

-See 'Safety'

<Poot!>
"Safety!"
"Good one, dude! I could have called doorknob on yah, though!"

-Also see safety.

by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003