Definitions by Funkjr85
Sunnyside Scrambled
Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.
Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.
Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.
Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
Sunnyside Scrambled by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
Uncastrated
Uncastrated by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
Uncircumcised
i: A bizarre depiction of a healthy intact penis, invented to normalize the archaic ritual of genital mutilation. ii: a routine, cultural brainwashing that is still active in the USA, today.
This poor bastard had his foreskin stolen from him at birth, luckily today’s citizens are starting to wake up and realize that uncircumcised just means normal penis. And that circumcised, means disfigured, mutilated penis. And that the ritualistic cutting of babies is a huge infringement on human rights.
Uncircumcised by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019