Definitions by Fuck your chicken strips

Sex 

there are three reasons why someone might look up sex in the urban dictionary:
1. you are a 12 year old boy that hasn't discovered pornhub yet
2. you came to see what kind of definitions someone would right for sex
3. you wanted a good laugh bc some of these definitions are funny as hell

i can't believe i'm writing an urban dictionary entry about sex

Sex by fuck your chicken strips April 19, 2019

Esgotit 

Esgotit is the past tense of esketit. It is used after the thing you hoped to esketit has been acquired.

Bro 1: esketit

Bro 2: nah man, I already Esgotit ;)

Esgotit by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019

Trying for a baby 

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

Trying for a baby by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019